Nicole vs. Life
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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