Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
