If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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