38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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