Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have aggressive nipples.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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