How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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