i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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