it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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