Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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