Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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