Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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