I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Never joke about your clitoris.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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