Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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