The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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