I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Another day, another engagement, another cat
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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