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Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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