what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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