cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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