I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She's JV to your varsity
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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