can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
