yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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