Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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