she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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