Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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