can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its not stalking. its research.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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