I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
