420 ftw
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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