Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My vagina just recognized that song.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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