Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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