I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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