Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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