4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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