White coat. Heels.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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