I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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