I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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