Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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