so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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