So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wish i was in the wii world.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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