I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
