elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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