THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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