Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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