I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
ttyl tear gas
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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