Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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