suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
