if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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