Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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