He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
