She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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