Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize
