I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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