And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You ate ashes out of my bong
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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