I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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